Cold Ambition - OOC

Tolr'ax is too good to play except like on his lunch break. Leaves us all bored and waiting for 23 hours a day. What a dick.

Meanwhile, feel free to give me actions for Bryan.

Finalized the Almanac post for Persons of Interest and have edited it into the first post of the Almanac thread for easy access. I'll edit in new folks and places as your adventures continue.

Did the farm gain any money over the time skip? We were at 321gp before the skip according to my notes.

Tolr'ax wrote:Did the farm gain any money over the time skip? We were at 321gp before the skip according to my notes.

Yes, Roffram did come twice. I'll roll some stuff later on.

sounds good

Troyer wrote:

Jamros Mageblood wrote:"My master cares not about what we do my friend! You know I don't bother with lay of the land. Walk we shall. By the way I learned a new trick!" I cast beast speech to talk to one of the pengu, "Hello there my flappy friend!"

"Don't try to fuck me like you fucked Jerry!"

(That's a thing now. You fuck penguins. Because HA!)

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Also, if you guys are doing anything, make clear when/what/where.

Dook wrote:

Troyer wrote:

Jamros Mageblood wrote:"My master cares not about what we do my friend! You know I don't bother with lay of the land. Walk we shall. By the way I learned a new trick!" I cast beast speech to talk to one of the pengu, "Hello there my flappy friend!"

"Don't try to fuck me like you fucked Jerry!"

(That's a thing now. You fuck penguins. Because HA!)

HAHAHAHAHA!!

This is fantastic.

Tolr'ax wrote:

Dook wrote:

Troyer wrote:

Jamros Mageblood wrote:"My master cares not about what we do my friend! You know I don't bother with lay of the land. Walk we shall. By the way I learned a new trick!" I cast beast speech to talk to one of the pengu, "Hello there my flappy friend!"

"Don't try to fuck me like you fucked Jerry!"

(That's a thing now. You fuck penguins. Because HA!)

HAHAHAHAHA!!

This is fantastic.

I ain't even mad haha

Also, I've adjusted your farm stuff in the months since last play. It's still in the same spot in the Almanac thread, just dropping it here for your quick review.

Tolr'ax wrote:FARM STUFF!!!!!

279 gp in stash
85 Penguins (including Pengu)
Dinghy (24ft long, 8ft wide)
Farming supplies


Stock of Goods

Farm Product	Retail Price	Bulk/Favored	Current Stock
Meat	1.7s	1.2s	55 lbs
Pelts	6.5s	5s	39 pelts
Blubber	13g	10g	8 casks
Bones	3c	2c	91 lbs
Pengu Yield	30 lbs meat	1 2x2ft pelt	5 lbs blubber

Alright, folks. I need you boys to do something for me. Go into your Almanacs and make two sections for Equipment. One section for what you are ACTIVELY carrying, and one section for what you own, but have left behind at the FARM. Or if you drop stuff off at an Inn, in a Wagon, etc.

But encumbrance rules WILL be implemented while you're ranging. Being the brigand sort, you can't very well run amock with 2,000 pounds of loot on your backs.

Waiting on Dook and Tolrax for action...

It's hilarious to me that when confronted with just some guys standing around, doing their job, and not bothering anybody, you guys immediate react with violence.

How you lot have survived this long with all your limbs and lives intact, I'll never understand.

We havent done any violence with them yet! We are just being cautious, as is tradition.

Sure, sure. I'll have to follow this up tomorrow.

Troyer wrote:It's hilarious to me that when confronted with just some guys standing around, doing their job, and not bothering anybody, you guys immediate react with violence.

How you lot have survived this long with all your limbs and lives intact, I'll never understand.

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!

Dook wrote:

Troyer wrote:It's hilarious to me that when confronted with just some guys standing around, doing their job, and not bothering anybody, you guys immediate react with violence.

How you lot have survived this long with all your limbs and lives intact, I'll never understand.

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!!!

Waiting on you, btw.

Small diagram of battlefield? If you can, for my spell distances.

/singsong Y'all fucked up...

Also, Jamros/Brian - your spells are... off. You have too many spells listed.

For reference, also will be adding it to the almanac with the other maps for easy access.

Troyer wrote:Also, Jamros/Brian - your spells are... off. You have too many spells listed.

You're right, I misread when making him, I should know 4 cantrips, 4 spells, and 2 invocations I think.
2nd Level = 2 cantrips, 3 spells, 2 spell slots
Racial Feat. = 2 cantrips, 1 spell
2 Eldritch Invocations
Correct?

I think so. Also, waiting on you, Brian.

Troyer wrote:I think so. Also, waiting on you, Brian.

Oh I was sticking with my ready action, Shocking grasp on the same guard I just used Hellish Rebuke

Jamros Mageblood wrote:

Troyer wrote:I think so. Also, waiting on you, Brian.

Oh I was sticking with my ready action, Shocking grasp on the same guard I just used Hellish Rebuke

Right o