Rolling Dice for Pretend Stuff
Troyer wrote:He's surrounded by a bunch of odd characters in a land that's proven itself fucking scary. He's young, inexperienced, and wracked with self-doubt.
Poor guy, now he's being called a weirdo. This when you're standing next to a previously-nude, purple-streaked goliath.
Tolr'ax wrote:Tolr'ax is going to bond with him. Be best buds, the best there have ever been.
Tolr'ax wrote:Tolr'ax is going to bond with him. Be best buds, the best there have ever been.
Dook wrote:Tolr'ax wrote:Tolr'ax is going to bond with him. Be best buds, the best there have ever been.
*Not too long later* Tolr'ax broke Taryn
Troyer wrote:Tolr'ax wrote:Tolr'ax is going to bond with him. Be best buds, the best there have ever been.
He needs a friend.Dook wrote:Tolr'ax wrote:Tolr'ax is going to bond with him. Be best buds, the best there have ever been.
*Not too long later* Tolr'ax broke Taryn
I lol'd.
Jamros Mageblood wrote:Well all of them kind of die...are you sure about that? Lol
Jamros Mageblood wrote:Also I didnt notice you also were grabbing that armor stuff, I literally just had the same thought lol
That's cool man that's why I was grabbing it, plus if I carry some the more gear you can take.Tolr'ax wrote:Jamros Mageblood wrote:Also I didnt notice you also were grabbing that armor stuff, I literally just had the same thought lol
I have leather working tools that I am proficient in. So I am looking to make some armor for EVERYONE as soon as I can. Its in my blood. Thats why I wanted the ant parts, and the giant bug parts. I was gunna make yall some shit.
Then as I said you do you. Go ahead and take what you want lolTolr'ax wrote:I can carry like 600lbs of shit.
Jamros Mageblood wrote:Then as I said you do you. Go ahead and take what you want lolTolr'ax wrote:I can carry like 600lbs of shit.
Tolr'ax wrote:Jamros Mageblood wrote:Then as I said you do you. Go ahead and take what you want lolTolr'ax wrote:I can carry like 600lbs of shit.
YOUR LIFE!!!! *Tolr'ax unsheathes his Greatsword and swings it down upon Jamro's head, dealing 17 damage, cleaving poor unsuspecting Jamros in twain. The two halves of his body separate and flop to the floor. Blood and other bodily fluids seep out in a puddle stinking up the room.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOoOOOoooOOJamros Mageblood wrote:Eh, you'll shrug it off
Tolr'ax wrote:
*Falls upon his own sword* Looking at Jamros... "You *cough* did this..."
Olo wrote:That cracked me up! And made coworker's look at me strange. The fact that all of this is bronze makes me wonder if maybe something here is resistant to iron. Or maybe iron doesn't exist here...I don't know. Something shady though.
Dook wrote:I slightly grin at the smell that feels my nostrils. My mind wonders and imagine thoughts NSFW. I then think to myself, Father would be disappointed with me, but Mother would laugh and smile at her child's immaturity. It feels me with happiness imagining her smile. I miss my mother, hope she fairs well in the after life. Tears fills my eyes.
Dook wrote:Dook wrote:I slightly grin at the smell that feels my nostrils. My mind wonders and imagine thoughts NSFW. I then think to myself, Father would be disappointed with me, but Mother would laugh and smile at her child's immaturity. It feels me with happiness imagining her smile. I miss my mother, hope she fairs well in the after life. Tears fills my eyes.
Why your randy thoughts lead to your mother, Oridrys will never understand. Were there an Oedipus in this world, you'd have a complex.
Wait.... is Oridrys in my mind?!?!?!
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