Sands of the South - OOC

Reading this first thing in the morning has made my day. Poor Franklin!

I'm out of town, but I'll be checking in. I see we're waiting on Olo. And for Tolr'ax to rape a dead ant.

Troyer wrote:I'm out of town, but I'll be checking in. I see we're waiting on Olo. And for Tolr'ax to rape a dead ant.

Won't take Tolr'ax long, pump pump sploosh.

Jamros Mageblood wrote:

Troyer wrote:I'm out of town, but I'll be checking in. I see we're waiting on Olo. And for Tolr'ax to rape a dead ant.

Won't take Tolr'ax long, pump pump sploosh.

Tolr'ax crosses the finish line too fast eh?

Y'all are some nasty folks.

Troyer wrote:Y'all are some nasty folks.

Coming from the person who started the whole dead ant rape thing.

Dude, don't know what you're on about. If I wanted it to happen, it'd happen in-game.

He just dosent want anyone to know his fetishes

Well piss. My phone spazzed and I lost the round. Shit.

Troyer wrote:Well piss. My phone spazzed and I lost the round. Shit.

Well fuuuuuuuckkkkk

Troyer wrote:Well piss. My phone spazzed and I lost the round. Shit.

Well thats sucks

Troyer wrote:Well piss. My phone spazzed and I lost the round. Shit.

This has broken my heart. Tolr'ax sad.

Dook wrote:He just dosent want anyone to know his fetishes

I have no fetishes. I am an asexual being.

Olo wrote:I conjure all this annoyance and cast fire bolt on the furthest ant.

I love this spell casting. Like, "fuck im pissed off" *firebolt* "AND THATS WHAT YOU GET!"

Tolr'ax wrote:

Olo wrote:I conjure all this annoyance and cast fire bolt on the furthest ant.

I love this spell casting. Like, "fuck im pissed off" *firebolt* "AND THATS WHAT YOU GET!"

Also, "Ugh it's so freakin hot, ya know what will take care of that!? More fire!!"

Tolr'ax wrote:

Olo wrote:I conjure all this annoyance and cast fire bolt on the furthest ant.

I love this spell casting. Like, "fuck im pissed off" *firebolt* "AND THATS WHAT YOU GET!"

Loosely based on my own sweet personality hahah

Hectic today. If it slows down, I'll have the turn up by end of business.

Troyer wrote:Hectic today. If it slows down, I'll have the turn up by end of business.

Thats how it was yesterday. Got a couple breathers through the day. Katie didnt

Troyer wrote:Hectic today. If it slows down, I'll have the turn up by end of business.

Gah what do we pay you for?

So is the combat over? Or are we just in such a shitty situation, that we cant tell.

Tolr'ax wrote:So is the combat over? Or are we just in such a shitty situation, that we cant tell.

You are surrounded by dead and unconscious giant ants, in the middle of a hostile environment, with a sandstorm raging all around.

That is what you can tell.

This desert is deadly, y'all!

Tolr'ax, do you have any bonuses to Grapple? Be sure to include whatever applies. I'm fairly certain, for example, that Rage gives you Advantage on Strength checks, but saves me time if you can provide that.

Troyer wrote:Tolr'ax, do you have any bonuses to Grapple? Be sure to include whatever applies. I'm fairly certain, for example, that Rage gives you Advantage on Strength checks, but saves me time if you can provide that.

You have advantage on Strength checks and Strength
saving throws.
• When you make a melee weapon attack using
Strength, you gain a bonus to the damage roll that
increases as you gain levels as a barbarian, as shown
in the Rage Damage column of the Barbarian table.
• You have resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and
slashing damage.

So, other than Str Checks, no I do not have anything to help with grappling, other than my huge hands and super strength

"FUCK THIS LAND AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT!"

Yes!! Fuck everything here!!