ASeaFaringLlama wrote:Ragnar eyes the tiny creature, "Listen here you little green shit, I could punt you and stomp your your friend like a bug, hell my axe is bigger than your little friend. You brought the attitude and I'm just pointing out the obvious. One: that you've been a pain in the ass since we met up with you, and two: that you obviously short changed everyone! And keep the money off the dead, I don't steal from corpses. You asked for our help, and if it wasn't for me I'm not sure you'd have made it out of that last one without running off like the coward you are. If we're going to work together I'd rather it be on the up and up, not with you trying use people and short change us. Get it right."
I turn to Ordak and the rest of the group "Does anyone else have any problems they'd like to air out? If not let's find Geliah and get on to Aerl"
"Hooooot damn, there it is. I like this guy," he says to Gordy, sticking a thumb at Ragnar. "So since we're itemizing things, sure, let's get down to it:
"One. You don't loot from the dead. Fine, that's a personal choice to abstain, and as such you forfeit any findings on corpses. It does not entitle you to any additional portions of any contracts, prizes, hoards or otherwise. Agreed?
"Two. I didn't ask for your help. I
hired you. I didn't short change you. I brought you a contract and offered payment. I brought it, you didn't question payment. I could have given you a copper and been within my verbal agreement on the matter. If you wanted more, you might have said as much then. And that bag you mentioned? Rats. A bunch of fucking rats fell out of it. You want that? Fine.
"Three. I'm not green, ya colorblind fuck. But
yes, I am a little shit, and you're a very large shit, and your friend over there is a fucking
werewolf. Isn't it great making new friends? We use others, and we enrich ourselves. That's what society does."
He wasn't shouting, but he wasn't backing down. Such is the way with genius arrogance.
"If you want to be on the 'up and up,'" Raakz air-quotes that one, "I'll happily write up a contract, but I just assumed you couldn't read."
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